Letter to the President

NO BALLS / NO GLORY

September 26th, 2011
Dear Mr. Obama,

The Silver Baby Cup is a select rural golf invitational held in Southern Ohio on the weekend of October 29th and 30th, 2011. Our attendees represent significant interest and influence in this region as well as nationally and are substantially motivated in grass roots development.

We have been encouraged by the direction of your administration and your well-known and widely recognized sportsmanship. We cordially invite you to come and be a part of this influential gathering.

Let’s play golf.

Most Sincerely,

Lizard McGee

Lizard McGee, R.S.B.C.C.
Reigning Silver Baby Cup Champion

To Heal Yr Guts

I’ve recently been having some rough transitions with my health. I’ve been very ill and had to stay in the hospital for over a month. I’ll tell you that a hospital can be a lonely place. Not to be overly dramatic, but I could have died. I was on drip fed narcotics the whole time and blanked out or forgot long stretches of my time spent there. My family came to visit me and my son made me an incredibly cool get well card (picture above). While I was there many friends and relatives reached out to me to let me know how much they care about me. The generosity and love of others can be tremendous and I appreciate every friend and every ‘get well’ thought as a gift . It was a desperate time. But going through hell can sometimes be worth it.